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the bobfather chronicles

Hi Everyone

Stress Factory - 3/15/06

Last night, Nicky and I were front row for the comedy show at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick. The show was amazing. Six comedians (all of whom killed) including Chris Magnetti, Jim Florentine (special Ed from Crank Yankers) and of course the best two by far...... Rich Vos and lil Jimmy Norton. Of the 12 people sitting front row, only Nick and I survived getting thrashed. The poor Hindu guy next to me got slammed by almost all the comics, but specifically Vos. Nicky did have his moment of glory in front of 300 people when he was invited on stage by Vos to experience first hand the Rich Vos ear smell. For all of you who have been out of the O&A seen for a while or are listening to that old hypocrite Stern, Vos for some reason, has this awful smell behind his ear that Nicky now describes as "10 day old toe cheese"......Yuck.

For all of you who were with us to see Bill Burr last month, we happen to come across an old friend from that night. Hootie McBoob (the chick that was across the table from me and flashed me her huge cans) was there and once again graced me, Nicky, Jimmy Norton, Rich Vos, and Club Soda Kenny with a full out view of her large rack. She's still a tad on the heavy side, but as Jimmy said, "she's a good egg."

Well wish you were all there with us.....actually no we don't, you all stink on ice.

Love always,

AJ

Sushi, Bananas, AJ the FANOIK?

Saturday night was awesome. First off 50 bucks worth of raw fish!!!! I know it sounds crazy but it was some effin good sushi. Then off to Bananas comedy club were we all laughed our asses off... Some great comics. Joe Bublewicz (www.joebub.com) and Bill Burr (www.billburr.com)

Where the fuck was JJ this weekend? and how is it we all missed AJ's private show....

The sushi put a little sugar in AJ's pants

yumm..... raw fish

Nick and Tina's Engagement Party

Well Nick and Tina's Engagement party was alot of fun. I know I drank way too much. I was very very drunk. Nick and Tina both said I didn't do anything bad so thank god for that. However JJ said i curse too much, which I know I do. So I apologize for the cursing. I am a real potty mouth. I still dont know how I ended up at Benders...

One other thing, Greg , why the heck did you ask the priest if he gets it on with the nuns? JI, see we are not going to hell, stretch is.

More Pictures HERE

O yeah sorry about your rug greg.

Lil Jimmy Norton's Zany Lines for 2/15/06

Only two good sayings from today:

(Discussing Scott Farrell)

"Why don't you take a stick with AIDS & fuck your mother with it.......You silly goose."

(Discussing the Bad Boy Figure Skater)

"How are you judged as the 'Bad Boy' of figure skating? Are you the only one who tested HIV negative?"