Top 10 List of Things that I Hate by John Ingrassia

1. Stupid People. They are everywhere and especially in my way.
2. The Boston Red Sox. YOU STINK YOU ALWAYS WILL.
3. THE FRENCH.
4. New Jersey Malls. There is nothing in the world that they sell at the mall that you can’t purchase on line.
5. Car Mechanics. Oil change $19.95, Air Filter $41.50, 3 New Tires that are “Necessary” for $275, priceless.
6. Traffic and Traffic Lights.
7. The last Singer for The Green Room. YOU STINK, CAN’T SING, AND CAN’T GET ALONG WITH MIKE LISANTE.
8. Not getting 7 Friday’s off in the summer. STUPID JOB.
9. Senior Citizens driving. You reach the age of 60, God Bless you and TURN IN YOUR F*CKING LISCENCE.
10. Setting people up on blind dates. IT NEVER EVER WORKS. JUST DEAL WITH IT.